How Long Has It Been...

...since I blogged since I knew you? Hmm, 2003 ahh yes. It's been 7 years already. Can you believe it?! And I have to be really honest here, we only got real close when CS and you drifted apart. And if I were to put it in gay terms, I'd say that I'm just the rebound guy. A pillow to fall on. A Mimi to cushion the pain. And if I were really gay, I'd confidently say I was slightly hurt.

Before this, you had your fair share of love with YV, and me with YouTube YT. We were just normal teens growing pimples, getting dirt on your uniforms after playing football in the tennis court, and playing some more bottle cap in class. You would be going back home with your white colour Rusa, while I go back with my silver Unser.

I don't remember when, but I know my first impression of him was of an arrogant dude who would seem to have this leader aura about him. People would gather around his table to play "pen". You know, flicking pens and knocking other pens down, last surviving pen wins. But before I knew it, I started visiting his house in Form 2, for god knows what reason. I remember me challenging you to a DotA match, and unknowingly me underestimating your capabilities, since you look like a showoff-type nerd.

One of the most memorable incident would be Snowy the dog making a move on me. It was warm, it was wet, it was ready for me. But I wasn't sure at that time. So obviously I backed out! (what, do I look like a bitch to you?)

There were times that I was mad at you, and I'm sure things like that are inevitable, even you know that. But I realised one thing: not even my siblings cared that much about me as much as you do. This might sound so Adrian/gay, but if anything, I see you as a role model to me. Other than my dad, of course. In certain aspects, like your "discipline", resistance to peer pressure, or even your way of speech. Little details like those really matter the most, if you think about it.

Oh just for a bonus, I'm really bad at remembering things. My Sejarah marks are testimony to that. But among the phone numbers that I remember, yours is among one of them. And, shoot me if you will, but in a circle of friends, there are bound to be a few we are closer to than the rest. Needless to say, you're a dear friend/mentor to me.

Lastly, I'm sorry for posting so late into your birthday. I was going to do it sooner, but alas procrastination is already a habit. I bet you'll be spending them with your primary school friends in Melbourne as I type. Such a shame we couldn't spend it together. But just to be fair, you won't be around for mine as well. So might as well keep each other updated on our endeavours, yes/yes?

Your fan,
Aun.

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To Whom It May Concern

Happy 19th birthday, Chia Jinn Huei Adrian. And I don't think I got your name wrong this time.



Though not very appealing to most, Adrian has always been very unattractive, so I don't blame him. Even if he claims he has good English to compensate for his lack of beauty, he is still living in denial. But since this is his birthday, I will try to say good things about him, and hopefully it'll be a short post.


Adrian's charm.

People have been commenting that I attract weird people where ever I go. I will not mention names, but I do have weird friends, and that is how I feel at home. Adrian is one of them. I have known him since Standard 5, though not really a close friend. He was pretty much isolated in his primary school days, but as for high school, I only got closer to him after Form 4, when we would text message each other, just like a romantic couple would. Maybe that's how I became gay Romeo.

If you are still reading this crappy post, congrats to you. I have grabbed your attention. We were actually close ONLY because of our interest in the English Language. Other than that, our music interest, girl craze, and views on life differed greatly. But it's not only after 2009 that we really clicked well. Going out so many times, much more frequent than I would with girls in general. Maybe I was lonely, but definitely not desperate. Sorry if what I just said sounded gay I made you angry or mad all these while. I take the opportunity now that you are feeling touched to apologise, and hopefully we will still be talking about a lot of stuff as far as 20/30 years from now (that is if I'm still alive)


Adrian's view on pornography.

Yeah, so to avoid from being so gay and writing an essay, I'll stop here. There's definitely much more I can talk about Adrian Chia, like his fashion sense, his religious views, his celibacy, or maybe even his metabolism rate. But more importantly, I would definitely love to talk about his prejudicial issues with people. But I'll leave that aside for next year /insert smiley


My apology picture

p.s. I would also like to take this opportunity to tell my dear friend Sherwin Ng that Adrian wrote a pretty long account of how much he will miss you, and pouring out his feelings about our friendship. So you better fucking appreciate him. Even I shed a tear or two reading that.

With that said, goodnight.

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When Adorkable Meets 162cm

no, sadly it's not photoshopped.

What you get is a crossover between a diva and a kid. No, it's not the 214th anniversary of Napoleon and his wife. Oh wait, it's already March 9th, and that means it's Chingy's Kim Taeyeon's birthday!

Taeyeon might be small (no pun intended), lively, and dorky, but you can't blame her for that; she's born with it. She might not be the best singer/radio DJ/show host The Republic of Korea has ever seen, but she does pack a punch when the situation calls. A bit of background on this petite singer:

Name: Kim Tae Yeon
Date of Birth: 9th March, 1989
Group and position: Girls' Generation (Korean: SNSD) Leader & main vocalist
Interests: perfume, music, swimming, makeup, Tiffany(no, seriously)

No fair!

Now, before you brand me a stalker (which I already acknowledge, thank you) I would like to defend my case. I'm merely one in a million(?) fans around the world who lives and breathes the essence of kpop(karipop) (korean pop) and what with the age of Internet, virtually anything under the Sunny Sun is in the Internet. Don't blame me for knowing somebody like Taeyeon talks in her sleep, used to play Rollercoaster Tycoon and Starcraft(!!!) and has a butt fetish(heh). We do share one thing in common ;)

OK, to cut to the chase, Happy 21st International birthday, Kim Tae Yeon! I'm pretty sure your fellow members would relish celebrating with you again. LOL I dunno if they have the same culture of throwing a huge party for 21st birthdays. Maybe go clubbing and get wasted? With supervision from manager oppas and the members too, of course. Maybe Sun Kyu can safely bring you back home and tuck you in bed. If so, just don't regret if you wake up to find her sleeping soundly beside ya :)

I'm pretty sure fans all over the world would be planning something pretty epic this time round. I've seen the efforts these people put in to make your birthday much more meaningful. Donation to charities, birthday cake, gifts, and message-filled posters. Though I cannot call myself a seasoned follower, I dare say I know this dorky leader inside out, well quite. Running away from your dorm during your trainee days, having second thoughts about being the leader of the group, and of course, the age old classic of "dealing with antis" issue. Though, you've definitely come out stronger, that I have to agree.

Lastly, I'd love to add more stuff, but too bad I can't. I pray for strength, I pray for steadfastness, and I pray for health. I hope your birthday party was awesome, given that fans were there too. Enjoy!

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When The Eating Machine Turns 21

10th February, 1990.

You'd better treat her to lunch. Actually, she wouldn't make you do her laundry, maybe just help her with assignments and presentations, since she wouldn't have enough time for that. But, one thing this 170cm spunky lass is good at is striking a conversation. No matter how awkward a situation is, there is always something to talk about: Food, wonders of the world, home shopping, tomboys, religion, swimming, have I mention food earlier?

It's weird that your English name is 'Summer'. Nobody calls you that; it's such a funny name, after identifying you as Sooyoung. But I do agree with you. 'Summer' suits your personality and yourself. Such sunny and warm presence, and tan skin does dictate the 'season' of your wellbeing. With legs longer than some people, it is not that difficult to distinguish this eating machine from the rest of the group.

My wish for you for your 21st (20th international age) birthday:
Always always always stay healthy, and despite your healthy appetite, learn to share food. Greed is not your label. But don't lose hope in your potential as an MC. Even with the hectic schedule this month, I hope you put your members numero uno and take pride in your own performance.

WTF.

Gags, talents, you have it all. Such a strong woman to throw your pride in variety shows just to be funny. But beware, the image of your members might be at stake.

The Choi sisters. Now I'm spoilt for choice.

I have to admit, you have a really hot sister there. At least what she eats do not go into her cheeks, but all is good. You're loved either way. Congratulations, Choi Soo Jin, on debuting as a singer/actor!

Long-haired Soo.

Oh yes! I keep wonderin' why she chose to go Jap when you were younger. lmao 'Route O' wasn't as good as she'd like it to be, but then again, it all boils down to experience and perseverance of being without family.

Sometimes, being a pervert is not a bad thing after all.

Okay, maybe this is too much...

Also, congrats on winning the third Daesang in 3 awards! While other are crying, she sure knows how to win an acceptance speech. Way to go, Sooyoung :D

Many people complained about her short hair when she chopped it off during "Genie" promotions, but if you ask me, I'd prefer a short haired genie than a long haired one. As long as my wish is granted, I don't care about fried chicken erh, I mean.. anything else. Yeah..

Happy 21st Birthday, Choi Soo Young. Drink soju with the members and be merry!

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Being Fat Is Good! Christmas Eve Baby.

To a friend of 5 years. The girl who loved violin (who could ever forget Joshua Bell?) and later picked up guitar. This will be my second post, following from last year's post. Other than the occasional bouts of suicidal depressing thoughts, you find someone beautiful inside. Okay I'll stop lying cut the crap.

Samantha Lim Lih Wern is not your average girl. Rebellious as she is, it is safe to say that she earned respect from me for having different opinions from other girls you meet on the street (that rhymed). Despite having different musical tastes (you know what I mean), we fit together like two jigsaw puzzles. Like an intertwined couple. Like a fr- err forget it. I wish I had a picture to post, but Facebook is acting up. Or maybe it's just the university computer blocking the Java app. In any case, here's to you and your sad life.

Toddler Sam. Sad life.

Tomboy Kid Sam.

Confused Teenage Sam.

Housewife Sam. Sad life.

Contented Grandmother Sam. With grand daughter. Good life.

Happy 18th Birthday to you!!!!111one

oh, and just so you know, I'm not mad at you -_-
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